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Monday, August 31, 2009
@ 3:21 AM
A friend came up to me today. She said she had bumped into her ex from a long while back and she had to change her direction to avoid her ex.I sat over a cup of tea and tried to look introspectively on past events, whether i've experienced the same situation as her. After a few sips of tea and flash-backs, i finally recalled about the day when i ran into this guy whom i coupled with few years ago. The relationship was excellent in every possible regard except one - we drove each other totally f*cking batsh*t crazy. I was standing there akwardly and started off by… casually dropping in some kind of reference as to how “long ago it seems” since we both last talked. Sound nonchalant.. I remember once someone said to me.. "whenever you have a conversation with your ex, remember to make references to anything interesting you do in your spare time (Chinese pottery, wine-tasting classes, betting on midget fights), which will rouse suspicions that your life is possibly much more fulfilling than his." I did that and it worked nicely. I think one golden rule to do or follow whenever you run into your ex and must have a conversation with him/her is …never show any emotion. Don’t show that you were hurt by the breakup. Don’t show that you are interested in your ex current life. Don’t laugh at your ex jokes. Don’t laugh at your own jokes. If men are as inherently crazy as I have been led to believe considering the events of the past few months, this final step should drive him insane with passion and he’ll be grabbing at your balls again before you can say “your new gf” with a scare-quote gesture for the 15th time. |
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